Mastery

For those of you who haven't yet had the pleasure of graduating, here's a primer on academic attire: Bachelors' tassels are the school colors, doctors' tassels are gold, and masters' tassels depend on their discipline. Since I'm an MBA, that means I get to wear a tassel and hood that are a putrescent salmon-like color. I believe it's officially called "drab". And for the privilege of being drab I get to pay $50. Yay...